1) Pay the mortgage on time
2) Say you’re sorry when you don’t pay the mortgage on time
3) Find a job
4) Call your lender and threaten to staple your balls to a ceiling fan if they come take your house.
5) Kill yourself
6) Put your house on a moving truck and take it somewhere where they’ll never find it.
7) Don’t answer the door when they come to kick you out of your house
8) Pretend like you’re sleeping when they come to kick you out of your house
9) Put the house in your girlfriend’s name and let her get foreclosed on
10) Find a magician or a wizard that will make your house disappear
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