What the Fuck Have the Poor Ever Done For Us?

Why can't we teach poor kids how to read? Why can't toilet paper and detergent be purchased with an EBT card so that Gerius can wipe his ass and wash his jeans? Why do 14 Mexicans have to share a studio apartment? Blah, blah, blah... all I ever hear from the liberal establishment is whining and bitching about what the poor don't have, but what the fuck have the poor ever done for us? Taxing me to provide food stamps and social services for poor people is tantamount to the government inviting a black man into my home to eat my dinner and fuck my wife. Why don't they just give him the keys to my Mercedes and throw my kid out of boarding school to make room for some cholo gangbanger? To top it off, the government wants to take away my guns so that Sambo and his gang of Crips can pound me in the ass at will like we're in federal prison on Martin Luther King Day. And don't for one second give credence to the notion that Mexicans are just hard-working, silly, calm, short and drunken mariachis. You turn your back on these guys for 2 seconds and they'll steal your baby and use him as a piñata at their next cinco de mayo party. I've seen it a thousand times. These people are getting out of control, which is why our multi-million dollar gated community has decided to add an additional gate to protect the gate. That's just good economics.