Shove a Curling Iron Up Her Butt!

There goes old John Kerry again trying to tell the people how to run their democracy. Don't throw any elbows in the voting booth... Don't physically assault the homosexuals and the negroes... Don't threaten to murder old ladies if they don't vote right. You would think Senator Kerry served his tour of duty in the women's locker room at Yale instead of on a Swift Boat in the Mekong Delta. I for one am enthralled by the notion that Americans can still summon their sense of competition and unfair play and am absolutely delighted with the fruits of our labor. The new Senator-elect really outdid himself as he metaphorically jammed his Big (Scott) Brown Cock down the throat of Coakley. It may not be the same as shoving "a curling iron up her [presumably Coakley's] butt" as a fellow supporter recommended yesterday, but a cock in the mouth certainly goes a lot further if what you're trying to do is get a smart-talking, socialist woman to shut her trap and get back in the kitchen where she belongs. God bless America.